Doctor: Mrs. Mullally, what do you think caused your husband’s stroke?
Me: He was experiencing great difficulty in opening a bag of cookies sealed with a ribbon.
Doctor: And your simultaneous stroke?
Me: I was watching him do it.
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You are so bad but so funny. 🙂
😀
Excellent.
I think they are designed to make us really appreciate them once they’re open!
I guess 🙂
ROFL – I hope the resuscitation was successful 😉
2 cookies and he was fine. 2 cremants and so was I 😉
Still laughing out loud. Priceless!!
He struggled with that bag, refusing to use the scissors I helpfully provided, for at least 15 minutes 🙂
Bahahaha….. ha…
Such a man thing… 😉
Hahahaha.. you might want to carry a swiss army knife:D
He always has a knife and I do too; he gave me an Old Timer 37 years ago. But would he use it to open those cookies? No.